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My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

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buzzfeedrewind:

Remember 1998? When Kanye West looked more like Steve Urkel than himself?

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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fifth-may:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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matthewsagan:

i’m great at guessing people’s weights here just sit on my face

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aphrodisy:

I screamed

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

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